The Ten Prettiest Men I’ll Never Sex

It’s worth it, I promise.  Read.

P.S. On the off-chance that my father knows where to find my blog, apologies, daddy, for using the word sex, thereby reminding you that I am capable of such.

P.P.S. Also, I’m a big fan of using the word ’sex’ as a verb.  As in, “I don’t want to sex George Michael.  Or Wham.”

~ by champagnelaugh on September 24, 2008.